High Seas Hijinks Aboard The U.S.S. Sir Ivan’s Castle

Sinners & Sailors 2013 (26) -- photo by Bryan Reesman

The U.S.S. Sir Ivan’s Castle docks at the Port of Peaceman.
(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)


Sir Ivan Wilzig loves to throw a party, and this year’s “Sinners & Sailors Soiree” certainly made more than a few heads turn as male sailors cavorted with female burlesque dancers outside of his castle mansion in Water Mill, New York on Sept. 1st. It even attracted some nearby celebs, including former NY Jet Bart Scott, Dina Lohan and Vanity Fair contributing editor George Wayne. The castle was draped in grey to resemble a battleship. This is the third castle party that A.D.D. has attended since 2009, and it certainly was the wildest in terms of skin and sin. And that was the idea.

The event was put on to thank the generous people who support Sir Ivan’s Peaceman Foundation, which was founded in 2009 to tackle hatred, violence and P.T.S.D. Sir Ivan usually performs a new song, although his latest dance tune, “Kiss All The Bullies Goodbye,” is in the works for early 2014. I imagine we’ll see him perform it at his next big blow-out. It will be interesting to see how he tops this one.


Former NY Jet and CBS sports commentator Bart Scott enjoying the festivities.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Former NY Jet and CBS sports commentator Bart Scott enjoying the festivities.
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Fire, fire, fire!(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Fire, fire, fire!
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A sinner, a sailor and some champagne.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

A sinner, a sailor and some champagne.
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Soon we will return to Asgard!(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Soon we will return to Asgard!
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Burlesque beauties.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Burlesque beauties. Inked cover model
Alesandra Nicole at right.
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Admiral Ivan really loves his bullhorn.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Admiral Ivan really loves his bullhorn.
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"Man your battle stations! Make love, not war!"(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

“Man your battle stations! Make love, not war!”
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The pool following a Glow Stick assault.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

The pool following a Glow Stick assault.
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Ready for shore leave.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Ready for shore leave.
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Dancing the night away aboard Ivan's ship.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Dancing the night away aboard Ivan’s ship.
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Happy sinners with a happier sailor!(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Happy sinners with a happier sailor!
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Enjoying a brief respite from partying.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Enjoying a brief respite from partying.
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The captain's deck aboard the U.S.S. Sir Ivan's Castle.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

The captain’s deck aboard the U.S.S. Sir Ivan’s Castle.
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Those who ignored the dress code or were caught fornicating in public got tossed into the brig.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Those who ignored the dress code or were caught
fornicating in public got tossed into the brig.
(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

The brig doesn't look so bad.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

The brig doesn’t look so bad.
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Tantalizing television.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Tantalizing television.
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Naomi Wilzig, the owner and curator of the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami. And Sir Ivan's mother!(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Naomi Wilzig, the owner and curator of the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami. And Sir Ivan’s mother!
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A night of eye delicious candy.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

A night of delicious eye candy.
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Checking out the action from above.(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

Checking out the action from above. No abandoning ship here!
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And the boa trails begin...(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)

And the boa trails begin…
(Photo ©2013 by Bryan Reesman.)


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